So that I never can get in trouble for missing a birthday
Google custom search in Australia, G'Day, feature Machine Automated Temporal Extrapolation (M.A.T.E.) Technology. See tomorrow's search results today.
Poe-Tree was finally able to offer haiku, limmericks, and Homeric epics to the masses of people who were unable to fill their need for poetry via book. Alas, Edgar Allen Poe rolled over in his grave over loss of profits.
Timothy Ferriss, the 4 hour work week guy who's taught millions to outsource the mundane, hasn't been blogging for over a year, thanks to outsourcing his posting.